Pacoon

Pubic hair that sticks out from beyond a bikini line

I need to do some manscaping now that my pacoon is out of control.
My wife's pacoon directly reflected the length of the winter.

by Gordon Bundshaft March 9, 2007

Pacoon

Unidentifiable roadkill that resembles sunbaked jerky, most likely possum or raccoon.

What was that? "Pacoon" What is that? I don't know, either Raccoon or Possom.

by Tourette's Tom August 12, 2017