paddywag 

A person who uses a word without knowing the proper definition.

The paddywag said, "I cleaned that floor and it was pristine."

paddywag by ZZ-Desk March 10, 2011

paddywagon

A police wagon used for hauling criminals. Often due to the stereotype of Irish (Paddys= Pattys= Patricks) being arrested for public intoxication. Also due to the high number of Irish men employed as police officers during the late 19th and early 20th centuries

paddywagon by Anonymous October 20, 2003

paddywagger

A wanker; someone who masturbates frequently.

Damn, Nikhil is such a paddywagger you can smell it on his clothes.

paddywagger by Xxx_jambajooce_xxX November 30, 2015

Alabama Paddywagon 

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

Alabama Paddywagon by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020

paddywagon

a police vehicle in which criminals are taken away in(from paddy, police officer, which comes from the fact that many police officers are of Irish decent)

The thief cursed the rich old man as the paddywagon took him away.

paddywagon by Light Joker October 17, 2004

Paddywanker 

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!

Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>

paddywagon by Oh god help me please...... November 1, 2003