paddywagon

A police wagon used for hauling criminals. Often due to the stereotype of Irish (Paddys= Pattys= Patricks) being arrested for public intoxication. Also due to the high number of Irish men employed as police officers during the late 19th and early 20th centuries

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

paddywagon

a police vehicle in which criminals are taken away in(from paddy, police officer, which comes from the fact that many police officers are of Irish decent)

The thief cursed the rich old man as the paddywagon took him away.

by Light Joker October 17, 2004

paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!

Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>

by Oh god help me please...... November 1, 2003

Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020

Pandwagon

A bandwagon started by, or targetted at, a panda

Damn, that pandwagon sure has a lot of momentum

by oafcmetty November 19, 2009

paddy wagon

I nickname given to a vehicle police use to transport prisoners. The name came from the New York Draft riots of 1863. The Irish at the time were the poorest people in the city. When the draft was implemented it had a provision for wealthier people to buy a waiver. The Irish rioted, and the term Paddy wagon was coined.

Patrick, Michael, Sean throw those damnn Irish in the Paddywagon.

by Paddy Noonan May 13, 2005

Pattywagon

The cop van patrolling the streets looking for people that are cutting school. Usually the sweeps are from 930-1230 AM.

Damn, hide behind that tree so the pattywagon doesnt see you.

by elana January 21, 2006