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The Great American Pastime 

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!
Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!
A Captain Planet-like union that joined the forces of the almighty Patrick and the omnipotent Fatima to form one, all-powerful being. Similar to other awful Hollywood duos such as Brangelina, Bennifer, and TomKat, with its popularity limited to the North Jersey area.

Synonym: Fatrick
Engineer #1: Yo, who's coming to Houlihans with us?

Engineer #2: Patima, Brangelina, and Bennifer. Maybe Marlon, Taylor, Lipscomb, and Leticia too.

Engineer #1: Fuck that, I hate that d-bag Ben Affleck. He always tries to eat my cheese fries and never pays for anything.
Patima by Gentleman with a CFA January 23, 2009

pattimifatti 

pattimifatti is a pakistani tiktok star who lives in Brooklyn New York.Within under a year Patti has gained over 100k followers on the "clock app".Some of her most viral videos include her remaking the "how girls___ vs how boys___.She also likes to talk about racism on the app especially towards south asians.Her first viral video was in july 2020 and she is now 17. There are rumours going around about how she might be a teen mum but majority of her viewers think it is a joke and that she was actually never pregnant.
pattimifatti was just on my fyp
pattimifatti by itsmedamelioo June 19, 2021

Partimer 

A Young Bald Man With A Bizarre History Of Being (Part-Time).
Their Big Bald Dad Spelt: Part-Timer Wrong Because He’s A Bit Thick (Exaggeration On The K)
Other Than That, A Partimer Usually Tends To Not Have Any Teeth, Hair Or Virginity (Maybe Not That Last One, Actually THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE).
Hi Partimer!

Are You (a) Partimer?

Isn’t He That Partimer Guy?
Partimer by parTim March 8, 2020

partime-etarian

A vegetarian that eats meat at BBQ's, weekend dinners and restaurants.
Sally tells everyone she's a vegetarian but after dating her for six weeks I can tell you she's really only a partime-etarian.
partime-etarian by gyrfalcon206 October 14, 2010
An amazing girl. Usually Patimat is used in Russia as a name. She has a kind heart, not selfish , beautiful . Always has friends that will be behind her back no matter what. Fatima=Patimat.
Patimat is a beautiful girl.
Patimat by Celine2015 July 7, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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