gyrfalcon206's definitions

Cyber Exorcism

The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.

Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?

John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?

Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?

John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.

Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!

by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2011

textillionaire

A person who has officially exceeded one million texts on their cell phones.

John: Mary Lee told me 5 years ago that she has over 10,000 incoming and 5000 outgoing texts every month.
Jim: OMG! That's over 180,000 texts a year!!
John: Now she's telling everyone that she fully expects to be a certified textillionaire by the age of 16.
Jim: Wow! That's impressive considering how few friends she has...

by gyrfalcon206 November 4, 2012

cracker stew

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."

Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.

by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010

cat-bombs

Surprise, nocturnal cat attacks in which they fly silently through the air from unknown locations and altitudes before pouncing with full force anywhere on your bed at night.

Jim: "Thanks for letting me spend the night Sally, I always knew this day would come. Your cat is sooo cute! Does he always sleep all day? Sally? Where are you?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'd better do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!

Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.

Jim: Where did you say you were again?

by gyrfalcon206 January 2, 2012

cellabator

A person who continually calls their own cell phone to listen to the ringtone

It soon became apparent, the new next door neighbour was a cellabator and in dire need of a music system

by gyrfalcon206 October 23, 2009

partime-etarian

A vegetarian that eats meat at BBQ's, weekend dinners and restaurants.

Sally tells everyone she's a vegetarian but after dating her for six weeks I can tell you she's really only a partime-etarian.

by gyrfalcon206 October 14, 2010

Porno elbow

An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.

Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe

Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.

by gyrfalcon206 July 7, 2010