It soon became apparent, the new next door neighbour was a cellabator and in dire need of a music system
by gyrfalcon206 October 23, 2009
The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.
Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?
John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?
Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?
John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.
Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!
John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?
Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?
John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.
Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!
by gyrfalcon206 June 04, 2011
An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.
Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.
Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.
by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013
When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."
Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
by gyrfalcon206 November 16, 2010
Sally tells everyone she's a vegetarian but after dating her for six weeks I can tell you she's really only a partime-etarian.
by gyrfalcon206 October 12, 2010
Surprise, nocturnal cat attacks in which they fly silently through the air from unknown locations and altitudes before pouncing with full force anywhere on your bed at night.
Jim: "Thanks for letting me spend the night Sally, I always knew this day would come. Your cat is sooo cute! Does he always sleep all day? Sally? Where are you?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'd better do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!
Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.
Jim: Where did you say you were again?
Sally: Yes, yes he does Jim. I'm under these six quilts and if you know what's good for you, you'd better do the same.
Jim: Are you kidding me? It's the middle of summer!
Sally: No, no I'm not kidding Jim. I'm sorry to say I have a really bad problem with cat-bombs and most men only stay over once after seeing their faces in the morning.
Jim: Where did you say you were again?
by gyrfalcon206 January 01, 2012
A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.
Jim: I hate texting with Jennifer.
John: Why's that Jim? She seems like a cool girl to me.
Jim: When you send her a text, it takes forever to get a response.
John: Ohh I hate that too! My new girl Sally has to be just about the fastest little phoneslinger I've ever met in my life.
Whenever you text her, you always have an answer right away. Always. I so love that!
Jim: Wow! I'm jealous already.
John: Why's that Jim? She seems like a cool girl to me.
Jim: When you send her a text, it takes forever to get a response.
John: Ohh I hate that too! My new girl Sally has to be just about the fastest little phoneslinger I've ever met in my life.
Whenever you text her, you always have an answer right away. Always. I so love that!
Jim: Wow! I'm jealous already.
by gyrfalcon206 June 18, 2011