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Pachimari 

A pachimari is a kind of cute tentacle onion, coming from Overwatch. It is a soft toy that makes pouic.
Roadhog and Junkrat stole many Pachimaris, that made a lot of pouic.
Pachimari by Mwylker November 16, 2017

Bad Pachimari League 

The Bad Pachimari League, is an overwatch tournament. that is known to break friendships, cause pain and suffering.
"yo have you played in the Bad Pachimari League"
"No my team won a lot of games, then I left."

Bad Pachimari

A popular Overwatch content creator who is known for cursing Overwatch League teams with his match predictions
Person 1: Bad Pachimari predicted the Fusion to win
Person 2: Oh damn, they’ve already lost
Bad Pachimari by technopat3 November 6, 2022

Pathilarious 

A person, group, or occurrence that is both pathetic, and hilarious.
After a meaningless fight on a message board, the trolls were reduced to a pathilarious repetition of a single quote, hoping to incite further argument from their prey.
Pathilarious by TheNinjaOreo September 21, 2007

pachigar 

Jim: Yo, I only have $15, how are we gonna get high?
Tim: Dont worry, I know a pachigar dealer, we can get an ounce for that.
pachigar by Get some Get some May 31, 2009

Pachirisu 

A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.
A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.

I win. :D
Pachirisu by JimboWales August 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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