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Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
Oversized Cock Disorder by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021

Overpriced Cereal 

Someone who thinks too highly of themselves, they are arrogant and usually jerks to everyone else because they are below them. In the supermarket of the world they are the cereal that is too expensive, get's soggy too fast and tastes horrible. they are not worth the price you pay too hang out with them, or in the supermarket, eat them.
Jonathan is just overpriced cereal, don't bother with him.
Overpriced Cereal by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

Overspeed 

To indulge in too many alcoholic beverages to the point you can't control your actions. Overspeed is when the most amount of alcohol your body can handle safely is overstepped.
I went out for a few beers with mates and I oversped to the point I don't know how I got home. An engine overspeeds when it goes faster (harder) than its capable of. smasheddestroyedruineddrunk as bro
Overspeed by 2Bit February 12, 2013

Overpriced 

Hi, we're Apple. An overpriced company. We made a MacBook with a light up keyboard. This calls for a $1000 prince increase :) <3
Overpriced by HendrixSRV November 8, 2011

Oversized Watermelon 

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.
Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."

overpriced 

A $5.00 item that costs $10.00. May be of higher quality than a $4.00 item but not enough to justify it's price. Usually a fad or status item like a $500 Gucci purse.
You can get an identical knock off of a Gucci purse for 1/5 the price, the Gucci is way overpriced.
overpriced by knowman April 13, 2008