ounish 

Being forced to watch sports with your husband and his motorcycle wife.

I can't ounish myself again.

ounish by Deedababa February 19, 2011

Omnishambles 

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

Omnishambles by arthurdent November 29, 2012

Onisha 

Onisha is a gorgeous girl. She is humble and has the greatest sense of humour. She brightens the room when she’s around. Her laugh will warm your heart. She is very intelligent and gets along with anyone. She is perfect. Very much slim thicc.

Wow! Her smile is perf. that’s definitely an Onisha.
Or
Dude i lost the best thing that ever happened to me. i lost Onisha

Onisha by idontbeatmymeat February 16, 2019

Ouaish 

For sure/or a way of affirming a question that is completely plausible.

"Are you going to go smoke some ganja and watch The Wizard of Oz and eat cheetos?"
"Ouaish!"

Ouaish by WannabeJunglist/Le Savant April 6, 2005

ounshe 

A hoe, Hooker, a woman who sells her vigana. A Prostitute.

to offer indiscriminately for ounshe intercourse especially for money.

ounshe by Hershey Chocolate candy March 29, 2008

omnishambles 

a person who is not only a shambles in one single aspect but is in fact a shambles in all aspects of life

not only is her love life a mess but she just got fired, she's an omnishambles

omnishambles by hellrocker February 25, 2012

onishalove 

Universal Love awakened within

I'm on that OnishaLove hype.

onishalove by AwakenedFlower December 20, 2016