ottertang

a woman with the teeth of a beaver and, the breasts of an orangutang and a nice loose, loose pussy.

"hey nigga look at ole ottertang spillin her way threw the fish market man"

by dswalirgamlows September 7, 2005

ottermania

A severe fixation on otters that impairs a person’s life and work, and sometimes even sleep.

It became clear to her colleagues that she had delved into complete ottermania when she was sadly found trying to float in the workplace bathroom sink while slamming a small rock onto a crustacean.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.

It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.

She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

ottering

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.

Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink

by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

otterking100

A gay man who's name is Jack Welch has a micro dick and is a massive simp

That man Otterking100 is a massive simp.

by Joebro909 May 11, 2020