ottermind 

When you choose to believe that you are an otter, to avoid being emotionally or psychologically present.

I knew that the CEO had called the meeting to announce something of great corporate significance but instead I chose ottermind.

ottermind by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

OvermindOne 

Pompous, overbearing, liar, usually twist things to get what he wants. Also Referred to Overlord, or other such titles that imply malevolence.

Stop acting like OvermindOne.

OvermindOne by Austin Powers III May 20, 2011

ottermania 

A severe fixation on otters that impairs a person’s life and work, and sometimes even sleep.

It became clear to her colleagues that she had delved into complete ottermania when she was sadly found trying to float in the workplace bathroom sink while slamming a small rock onto a crustacean.

ottermania by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Ottermode 

Male body type combining skinny, muscular and very low bodyfat with well defined abs. Used recently in fitness forums. Examples are Taylor Lautner, Brad Pitt. Suggested by many as the ideal male bodytype because it is not threatening to females like huge muscles.

I'm going to go ottermode this spring by working out and doing lots of cardio.

Ottermode by RickCain2320 December 26, 2009

ottering 

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

ottering by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering 

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.

Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink

sea ottering by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

otterking100 

A gay man who's name is Jack Welch has a micro dick and is a massive simp

That man Otterking100 is a massive simp.

otterking100 by Joebro909 May 11, 2020