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1. To spend absoloutly no money.
2. Cheapest man alive
1. Go ahead and pay for 3 meals a day, don't be such an ossio
2. guy1- "why doesn't Ossio ever come out with us?"
guy2- "because he's the cheapest man alive...DUH!"
ossio by TP September 2, 2003
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Ossicone Orbs 

Breasts that resemble upside down giraffes ossicones (horns/antlers) you know someone like this

2 useless lumps of gristle dangling from their clavicle
Those bristols look like upside down ossicone orbs
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Ossieta began a new task.
Ossieta by LionBee March 1, 2019
How a drunk says "officer."
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!"
Ossifer by JonnyBGoode09 December 16, 2008
Ossian is a man of strength. He's very intelligent and tough. He knows what is the right thing to do. He's very loyal to his family and friends. But if you try to fool Ossian he will brutally murder you. Ossian is very attractive and can get any girl he wants. He's great in relationships and would never cheat on you.
Ossian is a true man.
Ossian is someone you shouldn't be messing, his viking powers is too much for us to handle.
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Ossian is a brutal viking warrior. He slays anything that comes in his way.
You should not mess with this guy, he's an Ossian.
Ossian by VikingWarrior5050 February 23, 2015
massive human being like 10"8 so big he lifts buses for a living. he is the definition of Hench
bruh hes massive just like ossian. hes like well big init
ossian by the ossian himself October 2, 2019
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