Definitions by TP

world of warcraft 

World of Warcraft, abbreviated WoW, is a computer game for losers who have absolutley no life. The only time WoW players see a real pussy in their life is when they come out of their mom's pussy at birth. The game is an addiction to those who play it, sometimes more addicting than drugs such as cocaine. WoW players spend 20 hours of their day playing this game. They never shower, and hardly ever eat and sleep. Anyone who plays this game is a retard who needs to get a damn life and the average IQ of the people in the world would jump dramatically if all of the WoW players were killed.

My roommate plays World of Warcraft constantly. He is failing all of his classes because WoW is more important than homework and studying to him. He never showers either and smells like shit.

world of warcraft by tp March 7, 2005

You Would 

You would may be said when a bloke finds a young lady sexually attractive.

Oooh I think you would.

You Would by TP September 29, 2004

big knob 

large penis, well endowed male of any species

"when the vicar showed me his big knob at the village fair, my eyes began to water."

big knob by tp July 15, 2004

Shakeys 

Breasts (also known as tits)

"I need to get a brand new bra for my shakeys!" :B

Shakeys by TP March 2, 2004

cum

the stuff that explodes out of a mans bell

oh shit!! i just sent my man chutney all over your face ....sweet

cum by TP September 17, 2003

pwim 

a term used by nonces to talk about a ladies vage

u have a beutiful pwim pwim

pwim by TP September 17, 2003

ossio 

1. To spend absoloutly no money.
2. Cheapest man alive

1. Go ahead and pay for 3 meals a day, don't be such an ossio
2. guy1- "why doesn't Ossio ever come out with us?"
guy2- "because he's the cheapest man alive...DUH!"

ossio by TP September 2, 2003