oscol

1. Fool,silly,dumbass,stupid in persian
2. Those persians who are suprised when they see weird persian-word in urban dictionary

A:dude! Did you see that "pashmam" word in urban dic? It got famous in world, I cant bel...
B: Dumbass! U can add any word in that dic!!
A: but dude...
B: you know what? Its not your fault... youre just an oscol!!

oscol by Alishimi August 17, 2018

oscol

1. Fool,silly,dumbass,stupid in persian

2. Those persians who are suprised when they see weird persian-word in urban dictionary

A:dude! Did you see that "pashmam" word in urban dic? It got famous in world, I cant bel...
B: Dumbass! U can add any word in that dic!!
A: but dude...
B: you know what? Its not your fault... youre just an oscol!!

oscol by Alishimi August 17, 2018

Polarity Oscillation Orbit 

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.

1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.

Polarity Oscillation Orbit by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019

Cold One-oscopy 

The act of butt bonging an ice cold brewsky. Also known as butt chugging or butt bonging.

After Brent lost a bet to his boys he had to take a good ol’ cold one-oscopy.

Cold One-oscopy by Bro Terry May 31, 2019

Osceola train ride 

The Osceola Train ride is a sexual encounter where a person performs oral sex on a man and puts their finger into his anus and massages the prostrate, whilst saying "choo choo!"

"Hey man, have you ever had an Osceola train ride? " "yea, she was 3 knuckles deep last night!"

Osceola train ride by KathnPersteph November 3, 2015

oscillating 

When your trying to decide between different options... Kind of like an oscillating fan going back and forth, back and forth...

Tomorrow, maybe we can go to home depot or maybe bed bath beyond... I don't know yet, I'm still oscillating...

oscillating by Linda H November 25, 2007

Oscor 

A german based company, with a foothold in Palm Harbor Florida and in the DR. No one lasts very long. Your more likely to be fired or laid off, than to have a chance to quit. Regular layoffs around Christmas every year(at least 10 people). In 2011 they had an employ appreciation lunch less than a week before letting 18 go. "make sure you hold on to your ticket stub we have prizes after lunch." I won a free second burger, I'm not even sure if it was beef but i was so hungry which really sucks cause I'm JEWISH ya muthafucking NAZI!!!

Dude1: I'm so glad my dad's insurance covered his new pacemaker, yeah top of the line good old Oscor engineering.

Disgruntled Oscor employe: No don't put that shit in his body he'll Fucking die.

Oscor by mattymcmattamus August 10, 2012