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orlon by Romeoroyalty November 23, 2021
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Orlove'd
The result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.
Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Term originally coined on Jalopnik's Oppositelock forum, in regards to author Raphael Orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
Raphael Orlove: "Hi, I need to report an accident."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
Insurance Company: "Hello, I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?"
RO: "Um, I Orlove'd my Baja Bug."
IC: "You what your what?!"
RO: "I spun my Beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on Jalopnik and probably won't write part 2."
IC: "I see."
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Orlandism by Eggyorlando October 1, 2019
Johnny Orlando
A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.
Johnny Orlando by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018
Johnny Orlando
the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend
Johnny Orlando by johnnyorlandoo May 3, 2019
Ortonville
Ortonville Ortonville,
Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,
Yet our GPA is not a good sight
There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,
So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”
Shout out to the library,
Where long days end,
and homework
Is never ever finished
And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”
Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS
Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs
We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,
Yet our GPA is not a good sight
There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,
So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”
Shout out to the library,
Where long days end,
and homework
Is never ever finished
And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”
Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS
Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs
We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018
johnny orlando
he's the cutest guy in the world. he's canadian. he never disrespect Mackenzie Ziegler (which was his best friend for a long while), he never said the "n" word so we stan him !
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.
he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.
he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.
fan1: omg u know that johnny orlando guy?
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)
johnny orlando by babekz.2 January 3, 2019