Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!
by uhnahnimiss December 30, 2019
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One of the most boring places around Michigan but you can always find some fun shit to do by getting really fucked up... also probably home to one of the worst academic institutes in America....BHS
damn...thats what happens when u live in Ortonville...oh well lets pack a BOWL
by kmccc February 14, 2011
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A little hick town in Michigan, where there is nothing to do, and you have to drive at least 30 minutes to get anywhere.
Man, I got to get out of Ortonville!
by Stepho D. July 24, 2008
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The town with more than the average amount of pedophiles.
Brendan and Zach live in Ortonville.
by PeepIzzy October 11, 2021
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The town with more than the average amount of pedophiles
14 year old girl: Hey have you been to Ortonville before?
12 year old girl: No, why?
14: because that town has more than the average amount of pedophiles
by StealYourGirlandYourMan October 11, 2021
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The Greatest fuckin place in Michigan. Home to some of the chillest mother fuckers alive this is Dylan, Cain, Caleb, Matt, Tony, Cameron, Chuck, Mitchell, Joel, and Andrew. Then the fag Jack. They reside in Goodrich usually and FSU.
Dylan: Guys lets head up to the prop.
Cain: No im gonna go chill with Olivia.
Dylan: Ok see you douche.
Tony: Ok.
Matt: Alright ill meet you guys up there.
Cameron: Fuck you panky. Got any Spirits?
Caleb: Sand.
Andrew: Id rather stay in Ortonville its better here.
Dylan: No the prop is better we can fuck around more.
Andrew: Ok
by H1PST3R6542 May 30, 2011
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