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When your partner, typically a male, wishes to have marathon sex when you are not sexually aroused, are sleepy, not in the mood, or are otherwise preoccupied.
Not only are my inner thighs bruised, but I am absolutely exhausted after last night's orgeal.
orgeal by samdiego October 29, 2009
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A very unpleasant and painful or difficult experience.
Jim:Did you knew in 2005 three journalist of Romania who departed in Irak were abducted by terorists?They had a horrible ordeal.

Billy:Didn't knew.
Ordeal by Toa Pohatu February 8, 2017
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The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.
Don't buy any L'Oreal products.
L'Oreal by discordian June 10, 2006

subway sandwich ordeal 

When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...

Bonus points when used with cloud computing!

Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!

2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
subway sandwich ordeal by aptster September 16, 2010

orgalysis 

1. A post-climactic state in which you are so relaxed that you are physically unable to move.

2. Combination of orgasm and paralysis.

Girl: Wow, that sex was amazing, but you are crushing me. Can you please dismount?

Boy: Hold on a second, I can't move right now.

Girl: Damn it, do you have orgalysis again?
orgalysis by Boondiss May 9, 2007
A very beautiful, sexy lady. Will make you smile just by looking at you. A real go getter, who knows what she wants and goes after it. Has the biggest heart and is very funny and will make you laugh all the time. 10/10 recommend getting you an Oreal
Did you see Oreal today? A bitch could never, she’s so perfect
Oreal by Sandwichboi February 5, 2022
having extreme excitement or an actual orgasm from objects of an italian nature (i.e. Scavolini or tortellini)
I immediately had an orgalini upon seeing a plate of pasta in my Scavolini kitchen!!!
orgalini by PandaBelugaChic December 17, 2010
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