discordian's definitions

pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

SomeDutchGuy

A guy in Holland who makes Carson Kressley look like John Wayne.

SomeDutchGuy is such a fag.

Ra!

by discordian December 19, 2003

type-r

Type-R is actually a trim line of the Acura Integra but rice boys will apply a Type-R decal to any automobile in order to make it to make it go faster.
Type-R decals are known to add horsepower and torque to any car.

You have a Plymouth Neon Type-R?!?!?
That must haul ass!!!

by discordian December 19, 2003

Fuzzy Bunny

An internet messageboard entity permanently pre-banned from Slackjawed and other Fucked Company spin off boards.

see spanky

The myth of fuzzy bunny ocasionally surfaces on SJ but most posters there deny his existence

by discordian January 7, 2004

L'Oreal

The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.

Don't buy any L'Oreal products.

by discordian June 10, 2006

cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.

Dang, you are such a cocksucking tool!

by discordian December 19, 2003