discordian's definitions

pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

discordian

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

by discordian December 21, 2003

SomeDutchGuy

A guy in Holland who makes Carson Kressley look like John Wayne.

SomeDutchGuy is such a fag.

Ra!

by discordian December 19, 2003

mobog

Another Phil Kaplan enterprise, it is an uncensored moblog where you can send your camera phone pics for all to see.

Especially useful for showing off your penis size.

Stal sent a pic of his cock to www.mobog.com with the ruler situated to add two inches to the actual 4" length.

by discordian January 5, 2004

type-r

Type-R is actually a trim line of the Acura Integra but rice boys will apply a Type-R decal to any automobile in order to make it to make it go faster.
Type-R decals are known to add horsepower and torque to any car.

You have a Plymouth Neon Type-R?!?!?
That must haul ass!!!

by discordian December 19, 2003

Fuzzy Bunny

An internet messageboard entity permanently pre-banned from Slackjawed and other Fucked Company spin off boards.

see spanky

The myth of fuzzy bunny ocasionally surfaces on SJ but most posters there deny his existence

by discordian January 7, 2004