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orgasmer 

def 1: (noun) a person (typically female) who orgasms, particularly in a spectacular or wonderful manner, frequently, and/or repeatedly. Often characterized by squirting or female ejaculation. Typically, an orgasmer will achieve best results when working with an orgasmsmith.
Matt D: you had some really good orgasms, don't forget that...


Tessa B: -giggles- yes, for i'm a queen orgasmer.
orgasmer by Tessa B. January 6, 2009
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orgasmerific 

That episode of Jerry Springer sure was orgasmerific!
orgasmerific by Anonymous July 31, 2003

orgasmelicious 

These cookies are orgasmelicious!
orgasmelicious by Anita May 13, 2005

orgasmorphatism

The condition wherein one imagines someone's orgasm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.
Sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her orgasmorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. She quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.

John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.

orgasmeister 

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".
Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

orgasmarific 

Sexually terrific. usually used in the presance of a sex joke. not litterally a sexual term. More fun to say than to actaully know what your talking about. try it :)
Jane: Damn thats hard!
Chris: i try baby.
Jane: oh shut up
Chris: i know, its orgasmarific!
orgasmarific by helpHeLP July 18, 2009

Orgasmelicious 

Adj; Gives the meaning that something is orgasmic and also delicious.
Wow, that strawberry Dasani water was orgasmelicious.
Orgasmelicious by Ohsnap12 February 5, 2010
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