orgasmeister 

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".

Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

Orgasmeister 

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.

Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

Orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021