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The poo that travels through your telephone line into your computer.
If you flushed your poo down the toilet, it would reach it's destination before any orcon traffic would, plus your poo would not get capped down the toilet.
orcon by MikeY Mo Fo May 2, 2006
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Orcon is the worst ISP in New Zealand. Providing over priced internet to the people.
My Orcons Is Shit ! !
orcon by TranceManNZ January 25, 2005

Ortonville 

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!
Ortonville by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018

orco dio 

Orco dio it s a strectched form of porco dio used often when you are in a hurry or complaining alone against the lord. Do not confuse with dio orco that means that god is like an ogre from a medieval tale. Examples: you forgot your car keys at home "orco Dio le chiavi" or you can use it alone if you are very surprised about something (anything) "orco dio!!"

Sometimes there is even a shorter form of the same insult that is "co dio" to use when sone catholics are next to you.
See above for examples on orco dio way to use
orco dio by ciaras March 10, 2015
Chillest dog I know. A top 10 chillest in my books imho #1 because he's sharp and funny which is unusual for super chill people. Most chill people are just very stoned and hosed up. Not this God among men. Clean as a whistle. Probably the sharpest guy I know. Always right. About everything. He doesnt even FUCKING care that hes as sharp as a tack on crack! I dont know how hes that chill about it. Dude. DOES. NOT. get. phased!

Well liked among the guys. Too clean for his own good. Not a hoser. Also maybe this is obvious, its Orion, so very popular with the ladies but also a true gentleman about it. Gets hit on a lot. He doesnt ask for it at all. Its excessive. Women abuse his decency. But hes Orion. He takes it civilly. Treats women like everyone else. Very honest and trustworthy.

Amazing ability to keep a clear head too.

Huge respect for this dude. Thats my main takeaway. Orion deserves 100% respect. Has the honor of a Samurai. After all, its Orion we're talking about. The word is probably mediterranean for "commands respect". If it actually was I honestly wouldnt be surprised. More people should be this EPIC of a man. Great all around human being.

You win at life and you're a total gent about it what can I say more than that? You win Orion. Thats my highest award. You win this life. Maybe in the next one Ill beat you at something. Or maybe not.

Id say you even beat God at his own game in this life. Impressive.
Went golfing. Went FULL Orion. Hole in ones every single time. Exactly the same as last time.

The only nation worth belonging to is an Orionation.

Forget LION-Hearted this guys ORION-Hearted. Which makes lion-hearted pale in comparison.

That guy just Orioned his way through life. Literally went FULL ORION. Won at everything there is worth winning at. Doesnt even bother gloating. Probably gave the prize money to an amazing but almost unknown charity and made his donation anonymous. That cool-as-ice fuck I wouldn't put it past him. HOW IS THIS GOD AMONG MEN NOT GLOATING????

I'm a humble man, I see a GOD among men and I have to ask: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU ORIONEERING GOD?????!????

If there was an explosion - a real explosion - behind everyone - for real... ONLY Orion would NOT look back. He's THAT FUCKING unphase-able.

Youd think Orion has a flaw somewhere. That hes a hoser. A boozer. But hes not. He has no character flaws other than not being a hoser.

I'm so sorry to Orionate at this meeting but as much as I love all of you and you all know I do, you're all unfortunately completely wrong about your take on this but all is not lost and here's why. *Enlightens everyone.*

The bravery of this man deserves a medal... for Orion-ravery.

There are mere winners, true winners, champions, world-champions, and then there are ORIONINNNERS and ORIONNNAMPIONS. So unless you're an ORIONAMPIAN, bye Felicia, you're just not everything you could be.
Orion by Sue Denim February 17, 2018

ryan oconnell 

Ryan Oconnell is a very retarded,yet extremely intelligent thing. You never know if it's trying to outsmart you or just being a retard. Some say that it is only retarded and has no intelligence whatsoever in it. Ryan the type of nigga to drink its own juices. Ryan the type of nigga to slap his own ass during INTENSE WANK SESSION. Ryan the type of nigga to die. Ryan is broke, has no clout, has a small penis and doesn't respect others around him. Ryan is the type of nigga to steal stuff from six flags and blame his P E E R S. Ryan enjoys watching gay porn by himself in the dark.
"Ryan Oconnell is a retard"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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