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Beta Orbiter
The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.
That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.
Beta Orbiter by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015
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orbiter
A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.
He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.
If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.
He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.
If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.
beta orbiter
A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.
= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
beta orbiter by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016
Orgitorium
A place where wild orgies are held. It stems from Roman roots, because they had random group sex all the time. All the fucking time. Because of this, some dumbshit Roman said hey lets make a building to have orgies in! It then became the Roman standard for emperors to try to construct the grandest Orgitoriums to hold the most hot italian bitches. They constantly competed with each other, thus filling rome with many such Orgitoriums. Many of these still survive today, but be careful where you step ;)
Orgitorium by Frederick McGee April 26, 2007
Orbiter
A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.
Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.
Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
Beta Orbiter
A beta male who stays within a close proximity of a female or females in hopes of eventually getting lucky. The Beta Orbiter's tactic is to befriend a female, and proceed give her constant attention via text message or in social gatherings. She keeps them in the friend zone, but a beta orbiter falsely believes he is making progress. He may often trash talk other man she tries to date, claiming that she "deserves better".
Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.
Beta Orbiters or men who are cucked up, find themselves befriending women who most likely have daddy issues.
"I know she look fire bro, but you don't want none of that, she surrounds herself with Beta Orbiters at every party. "
Beta Orbiter by straightupdrunk July 28, 2022