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A person who spouts off random political, religious, and social beliefs that either make no sense, or are unintelligent for the sake of being unintelligent.
"That guy at the podium is a real Orbitron."
Orbitron by Deeli March 12, 2010
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Orbitross 

Someone who is too shy to make the first move and talk to you but cannot resist your charm therefore 'orbits' around you and perves at you like an albatross from far away.
The guy standing over there is being a bit of an Orbitross, maybe I should go talk to him?

That stalker's orbitrossing me! Bastard!
Orbitross by Croma March 5, 2009
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Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really sweet boy, who also happens to be intelligent, there are no downsides to knowing an Orbitrox. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an amazing friend, always become friends with an Orbitrox.
Orbitrox is super nice!
Orbitrox by Enchantress99 May 7, 2021
The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Orbitrox is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Orbitrox is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Orbitrox is the most handsome man to ever exist. Orbitrox can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Orbitrox is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Orbitrox. Orbitrox does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Orbitrox, Orbitrox.
Orbitrox by Enchantress99 May 7, 2021

Orbitorn 

THE FIRST AXE HT1 IN MARLOWS AXE LIST!

AKA "Mr.360"
HOLY FUCK THE FIRST HT1 IN MARLOWS LIST! ORBITORN!
Orbitorn by BareCheese February 8, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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