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The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.
That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.
by PedatEbediyah February 02, 2015
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A guy who is a non-alpha male that hangs around girls, mostly his female friends hoping that some "action" will slip down his way. He is not aggresive nor a real cock block.
My friend: "I'd like to go hit on that table of girls but there are two guys with them"
Me: "No worries, let's go talk to them. Those dudes are just beta orbiters"
by FreeBlago1 October 28, 2011
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The man, the myth, the legend; Jakob Zarafa, the kob, the foreskin remover. @kob_1406 on Snapchat, hit him up for actual feet fetish convos
Guy 1: have you seen that picture of Jakob?
Guy 2: the one of his 12cm penis or the one of his asshole?
Guy 1: the one with the toothbrush up his ass
Guy 2: he’s such a fucking beta orbiter
by Therealniggas June 29, 2019
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