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A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.
by bladelaw January 03, 2006
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.
Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.

Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
by djsynq September 09, 2009
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The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.
Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
by thedude8266 July 01, 2013
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A woman who is moderately attractive. She leads numerous men on and has a number of them orbiting her like moons around a planet. She keeps them orbiting with subtle hints of sexual flirtation which she considers β€˜normal’ the men then live out their life’s on false hopes.
She will bring one man into her atmosphere until she gets bored then push him back out into her orbit and bring in the next until she loses interest again. A master of cock teasing.
I was meant to meet Nicole tonight for a romantic dinner but turns out she canceled as she had to stay home and look after her dying grannie for the 4th week in a row, I then decided to go to a house party... Nicole was there grinding with Adam on the dance floor.. the guy she told me she friend zoned last week. I found out that she had gone for dinner with Mike a β€˜friend’ of hers earlier that evening too.
Nicole is a orbiter.
by Good guy Garry March 30, 2019
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Ugly or fat girls that hang around an attractive or many attractive girls in order to reap the benefits of having slack jawed guys following them around.
You're at the bar and there's this hot girl, but she has like 3 ugly orbiter girl friends hanging around her.
They're just following her because the guys to go the pretty one and the uggies hope that her table scraps (guys she doesn't want) will pick them up after being rejected.
by ChaseM March 08, 2008
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The skinnier females that orbit around the fat girl in various settings, such as at a bar or lounge scene, or a nightclub, etc...
Go distract the fat girl by buying her some finger food at the bar, while we pick up the three cute orbiters and meet you in front in 15 minutes.
by LAFF July 23, 2005
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