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The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Orbitrox is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Orbitrox is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Orbitrox is the most handsome man to ever exist. Orbitrox can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Orbitrox is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Orbitrox. Orbitrox does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Orbitrox, Orbitrox.
Everyone loves my boy Orbitrox.
Orbitrox by Enchantress99 May 7, 2021
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Orbitross 

Someone who is too shy to make the first move and talk to you but cannot resist your charm therefore 'orbits' around you and perves at you like an albatross from far away.
The guy standing over there is being a bit of an Orbitross, maybe I should go talk to him?

That stalker's orbitrossing me! Bastard!
Orbitross by Croma March 5, 2009
A person who spouts off random political, religious, and social beliefs that either make no sense, or are unintelligent for the sake of being unintelligent.
"That guy at the podium is a real Orbitron."
Orbitron by Deeli March 12, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026