opatik

A small group of the coolest people ever put on earth. A group of people who make the world a better place based on their charm, wit, intellectual ability, and beauty.

I really wish I could be an Opatik!

by Coolgirl2020 February 5, 2017

Optikk

a guy with an IQ of 8372626, has a 36 inch cock, gf has anime levels of hot, will give you a boner and make all the pussies wet on sight. this man could take out entire armies with his signature move, "cumsplosion", masturbates so furiously that the force that the cum comes out with completely ablitirates anything in its path. should not mess with this guy

bro watch out! optikk is about to do the cumsplosion!

by placenta destroyer August 4, 2020

Optiking

someone that never, under any circumstances, ever, answers a direct question.

Anonymous 1: Did you go to MSU? WTF is your connection to MSU?

Optiking Response: (3 page list of meaningless illegible statistics)

Well judging on the floor play of Garrick Sherman, there is no logical explanation as to why he is not currently the top center of the Big Ten.

by bigseanpower10 May 24, 2011

Opatitis

The irrational and universal hatred of fat people. Often inflicting politicians or other people in authority that can influence the lives of other people.

John has a raging case of opatitis

by hennipencountycitizen November 24, 2009

Optik

A underground skateboard company rumored to be based somewhere in southern florida...

I think we should best look into this...

What the heck is this sticker... wait is says something... O....p...t....i...k

by Bock October 4, 2003

Optikal

12 foot tall canadian with a gold medal hanging around his neck . Usually found in British Colombia , this giant Bertuzzi wannabe travels around the world .

Christ that guy is tall

Yee , real Optikal isn't he ?

by ColeJ June 11, 2004

Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.

"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*

by Gxp December 13, 2003