Fiber
Fiber by Awan Awfuqya June 21, 2006
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fiber
Helps constipation.
Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop.
fiber by PooMasterFlash January 23, 2009
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fiber by reallyfuckingcool January 8, 2022
fiber vice
A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.
"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."
fiber vice by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014
fiber optic cable
fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions
phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions
fiber optic cable by littlejimmie March 12, 2019
Fiber Blast
fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.
Fiber Blast by are^s May 1, 2015
Fiber Deposit
Fiber Deposit by Steve_Juggernaut April 2, 2011
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