Fiber

Helps you poop when you're constipated.

"I ate the skin off a potato because it has fiber and I'm constipated"

by Awan Awfuqya June 21, 2006

fiber

Helps constipation.

Protip: Excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.

I hadent taken a shit in 3 days so I ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers...all seemed well untill I spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava poop.

by PooMasterFlash January 23, 2009

fiber

bread to get fiber from

"man I needa get my fiber"
*gets fiber*
"woo! I have fiber"
has fiber"

by reallyfuckingcool January 8, 2022

fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.

"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"

by are^s May 1, 2015

Fiber Deposit

A slang term for a bowel movement.

I'll be back in 45 minutes. I've got to go make a fiber deposit

by Steve_Juggernaut April 2, 2011