7 definitions by Gxp

hess

1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.

by Gxp December 3, 2004

sex0r

To have sexual relation with, or to sex with. Also see sex0r your face.

"I'm going to sex0r you now."

by Gxp December 14, 2003

school

Shooting range, with fully automated targets.

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!

by Gxp August 15, 2003

ESAD

Translates to "Eat Shit And Die".

AOLuser1322456: Wow! Neopets R Fun!
CSUser: ESAD nub.

by Gxp January 7, 2003

sex0r your face

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

by Gxp September 6, 2003

Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.

"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*

by Gxp December 14, 2003

aol

AOL is to the internet as mexican food is to your bowels.

"You've got leprosy, goodbye!"

by Gxp August 15, 2003