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a guy with an IQ of 8372626, has a 36 inch cock, gf has anime levels of hot, will give you a boner and make all the pussies wet on sight. this man could take out entire armies with his signature move, "cumsplosion", masturbates so furiously that the force that the cum comes out with completely ablitirates anything in its path. should not mess with this guy
bro watch out! optikk is about to do the cumsplosion!
Optikk by placenta destroyer August 4, 2020
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someone that never, under any circumstances, ever, answers a direct question.
Anonymous 1: Did you go to MSU? WTF is your connection to MSU?

Optiking Response: (3 page list of meaningless illegible statistics)

Well judging on the floor play of Garrick Sherman, there is no logical explanation as to why he is not currently the top center of the Big Ten.
Optiking by bigseanpower10 May 24, 2011
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A underground skateboard company rumored to be based somewhere in southern florida...

I think we should best look into this...
What the heck is this sticker... wait is says something... O....p...t....i...k
Optik by Bock October 4, 2003
12 foot tall canadian with a gold medal hanging around his neck . Usually found in British Colombia , this giant Bertuzzi wannabe travels around the world .
Christ that guy is tall

Yee , real Optikal isn't he ?
Optikal by ColeJ June 11, 2004

Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.
"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*
Fiber Optikz by Gxp December 13, 2003
Did you see opikks' new tiktok?
opikks by Opikks July 11, 2021
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Ajumma wait a moment
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