oompa oompa 

Something my friend bean would say

Mahveen,”oompa oompa.”

oompa oompa by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020

oompa oompa grind 

A sub genre of grind core often sonically similar to pornogrind and goregrind; characterized by the "oompa oompa" sound created by chugging palm muted power chords and kick-snare-kick-snare drum beats

"Have you heard cemetery rapist? They're like porno, oompa oompa grind. Pretty sexy stuff"

oompa oompa grind by CaptInGoreTitties October 12, 2013

oompa loompa dick

Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"

Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.

oompa loompa dick by MastaCDawg July 19, 2016

Oompa Loompas of Science 

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

Oompa Loompas of Science by pimple123 October 17, 2010

Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch 

A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.

"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".

Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch by GG Allin September 20, 2021

Oompa Loompa 

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

Oompa Loompa by Ren May 6, 2004

Oompa Loompa Disorder 

A fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and spaced out eyes that likes to talk shit about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. These individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby breasts, and cow tits, if any at all. Fat rolls are a common feature to look for when Oompa Loompa disorder is suspected.

The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.

Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.

Oompa Loompa Disorder:

non-existent IQ score

"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."

" Like I go to college....like..."

"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"

Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere

Oompa Loompa Disorder by BlueDevil777 December 2, 2010