A city in the East San Francisco Bay Area. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits and fan base were more enticing. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland dropped the ball (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the San Francisco Bay area is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.
by GG Allin August 16, 2021
A city in the East San Francisco Bay Area. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits were better. Raiders fans stay faithful to the team, while the Raiders themselves gained even more fans in Vegas. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland dropped the ball (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the San Francisco Bay area is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.
A city across the bay from San Francisco, that can't keep a firm grip on its professional sports teams and home ownership is damn near unobtainable, as gentrification is running rampant, Oakland is full of the good, the bad and the ugly.
by GG Allin August 19, 2021
A website for black (on rare occasions, Latin and even more rare, white) and mostly American millenials go to spread gossip and insults at the posted topic or, more often, at each other. They typically use emojis to express their content or discontent at said subject or in rely to another reply. The words "nigga" and "koon" are used frequently by these young blacks. Usually, they are used in a derogatory manner, as to add salt to a wound they believe they inflicted with a previous comment. One easily loses brain cells with the topics and subsequent comments. The Shade Room is occupied by these children who have "the latest" updates on ebonics. God forbid you don't agree with the masses on a certain topic. They will gang up on you, post insults and say things like "nigga shut yo koon ass up!". You can thank America for that...
Dude 1: did you see the replies these kids left in response to my post on The Shade Room?
Me: Nope. What?
Dude 1: read this (he shows me the article about Drake in black face. Dude 1 posted that he's tired of the racial shit. First response is from a young black man: "nigga shut yo koon ass up!").
Me: what, are you shocked or something?? That's the only way they know how to respond.
Me: Nope. What?
Dude 1: read this (he shows me the article about Drake in black face. Dude 1 posted that he's tired of the racial shit. First response is from a young black man: "nigga shut yo koon ass up!").
Me: what, are you shocked or something?? That's the only way they know how to respond.
by GG Allin May 30, 2018
A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.
"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".
by GG Allin September 20, 2021
An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.
*phone goes off*
Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.
*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.
Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.
*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.
by GG Allin February 12, 2021
Someone who is lower than sewer water. Someone who lies and cheats to get to the top and get over on people. It's probably someone related to you or were/are friends with.
Shanda tried me over the phone when I told her I wasn't lending her anymore money until she paid me back. It's been a year. She's a loser ass bitch!
by GG Allin February 04, 2024
A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.
The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine
by GG Allin October 09, 2020