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A moment when all in the universe aligns. A moment of complete clarity and resonance with the highest order of being.
*Takes a bite of a dank sandwich*... "Oofties."
oofties by YeahNahFairness February 6, 2020
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Crap basket *oofties* 

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun
*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT
Related Words
Her: You forgot the beans
Him:oofsies
oofsies by Colgayte September 12, 2018
its like being friends, but in a furry way.
Bro you were with my girl! i thought we were oofmies... you NOT part of the pack no more.
oofmies by チェルシー November 22, 2022

Flooptie Oopties 

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools
John had a case of the flooptie oopties.
Flooptie Oopties by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018
Oofies is word u say when ur confused or don’t know what to say
Friend : my mom coughed on me today

You: oofies
Oofies by Sunshine,hobi January 25, 2019
British slang for money, as mentioned in W. Somerset Maugham's Liza of Lambeth.
I ain't got—I ain't got the ooftish.
Ooftish by MuslimPatriarch August 28, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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