Ooftish
Ooftish by MuslimPatriarch August 28, 2010
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Ooflish
A disease that causes some aspects of your physical and mental/emotional health will become stronger. For example, your mind and emotions will be able to withstand pain (as well as pleasure) better than most. Your overall physical body will be stronger than most living creatures as well.
Any guy you see from the ages of 14-35 (sometimes above 35) is extremely attractive Other people will notice the benefits of this cure, or lets call it medicine.
Mainly adult guys will stare at you like idiots in public, although 99% of these guys will be adults
You will also sometimes have the urge to be a little inappropriate on Le Internet.
The CDC recommends to stay away from anyone with the ooflish disease. every 1 out of 10 people are likely to have this disease.
The CDC has also provided information saying that the only way to prevent getting infected with this disease is to stay as far away from anyone who is infected.
Everyone infected should buy medicine, now available in all Safeway stores this fall.
Any guy you see from the ages of 14-35 (sometimes above 35) is extremely attractive Other people will notice the benefits of this cure, or lets call it medicine.
Mainly adult guys will stare at you like idiots in public, although 99% of these guys will be adults
You will also sometimes have the urge to be a little inappropriate on Le Internet.
The CDC recommends to stay away from anyone with the ooflish disease. every 1 out of 10 people are likely to have this disease.
The CDC has also provided information saying that the only way to prevent getting infected with this disease is to stay as far away from anyone who is infected.
Everyone infected should buy medicine, now available in all Safeway stores this fall.
kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026