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ooblong

I have very ooblong feet. Not to be confused with oblong because that doesn’t make sense.
by Touchofthetism October 11, 2023
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oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
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Oolong Tea

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey
God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.
by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017
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oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.
"The patio is oblongular"
by carldr April 6, 2005
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Oolong

A incredibly long wiener

As a girl would say ooolong
Luke and Marshall have the biggest oolongs ever!
by Tarshall juke December 31, 2011
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Medulla oblongata

The medulla oblongata is the lower portion of the brainstem. It deals with autonomic functions, such as breathing and blood pressure. The cardiac center is the part of the medulla oblongata responsible for controlling the heart rate.
He has a tumor near his medulla oblongata.
by Javlin March 11, 2009
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the oblongs

A pretty good cartoon not unlike South Park. it is was what we would compare to family guy and american dad. it was about a family hit with toxic waste. very funny but was cancelled years ago
the oblongs makes my mouth do a smiley face
by skylarskank June 26, 2008
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