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oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

Oolong Tea 

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey
God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.
Oolong Tea by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.
"The patio is oblongular"
oblongular by carldr April 6, 2005
A incredibly long wiener

As a girl would say ooolong
Luke and Marshall have the biggest oolongs ever!
Oolong by Tarshall juke December 31, 2011

Medulla oblongata 

The medulla oblongata is the lower portion of the brainstem. It deals with autonomic functions, such as breathing and blood pressure. The cardiac center is the part of the medulla oblongata responsible for controlling the heart rate.
He has a tumor near his medulla oblongata.
Medulla oblongata by Javlin March 11, 2009

the oblongs

A pretty good cartoon not unlike South Park. it is was what we would compare to family guy and american dad. it was about a family hit with toxic waste. very funny but was cancelled years ago
the oblongs makes my mouth do a smiley face
the oblongs by skylarskank June 26, 2008