Definitions by MikeyMaple

cariboo beer

Produced in Prince George BC, this is quite possible the worst beer known to man. Watery, tastes like piss, but hey 5.5%. Surprisingly however they make some damn good hard root beer.

Jimmy drank way too much fuckin Cariboo beer last night, it turned his piss green!

cariboo beer by MikeyMaple January 18, 2018

Oolong Tea 

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

Oolong Tea by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

quality cunt 

Its that top notch cunt that just makes your mouth water

Also known as best mother, a woman who has that top notch quality cunt. See; Rhonda

quality cunt by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

shit denier 

When someone says they have a hookup on some top quality shit, but then won't help you get in on that shit

That drew is such a shit denier, he needs to share the hookup on that asian titty site.

shit denier by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

180 MPH 

When someone in the discord wants to commit suicide, they 180 MPH into a tree

Damn, long just did a 180 MPH, RIP

180 MPH by MikeyMaple November 25, 2017