The Ooblongtonger is a very popular dance amongst the kids of today's society. The dance mimicks the motion of pulling the pull cord of a lawnmower around the area of your genitals in a curved motion away from your body. The Ooblongtonger originated in the small town of Chaginkastan Alberta, where it gained recognition off of Grindr.
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust October 21, 2025
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