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Onvincing is a word used to describe something that is not entirely convincing.
Tom: Why weren't you in school?
Matthew: I was feeling really ill *cough*
Tom: That's very onvincing
onvincing by I like pork June 7, 2011
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convincing shit 

When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.

(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
convincing shit by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023

onlinings 

The act of online multi-tasking. Having multiple online internet activities
"I'll be ready to go with you after I finish my onlinings"
onlinings by just Jassy June 5, 2013

convincing 

able to make you believe that something is true or right
dutch-overtuigend
There is no convincing evidence to support his theory.
convincing by slimmerik May 31, 2017

Convincingness 

The art of convincing. Being able to convince people
Whoever has more convincingness will win the election
Convincingness by LincHow2427 May 15, 2018

Convincingness 

Being able to convince someone or something.
His convincingness proved helpful in the persuasive essay
Convincingness by LincHow2427 May 20, 2018

invincing 

normally paired with "im invincing it" invincing is a slang term for masturbating a penis until it is impossibly hard.

invincing is also a running joke in the invincible community, a term used for when invincible is fighting crime.
"Oh my god! im invincing it right now its so hard!"

"its invincing time."
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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