onvincing
Tom: Why weren't you in school?
Matthew: I was feeling really ill *cough*
Tom: That's very onvincing
Matthew: I was feeling really ill *cough*
Tom: That's very onvincing
onvincing by I like pork June 7, 2011
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convincing shit
When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
convincing shit by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023
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invincing
normally paired with "im invincing it" invincing is a slang term for masturbating a penis until it is impossibly hard.
invincing is also a running joke in the invincible community, a term used for when invincible is fighting crime.
invincing is also a running joke in the invincible community, a term used for when invincible is fighting crime.
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