onvincing

Onvincing is a word used to describe something that is not entirely convincing.

Tom: Why weren't you in school?
Matthew: I was feeling really ill *cough*
Tom: That's very onvincing

by I like pork June 7, 2011

convincing shit

When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.

(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.

Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.

by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023

onlinings

The act of online multi-tasking. Having multiple online internet activities

"I'll be ready to go with you after I finish my onlinings"

by just Jassy June 5, 2013

convincing

able to make you believe that something is true or right
dutch-overtuigend

There is no convincing evidence to support his theory.

by slimmerik May 31, 2017

Convincingness

The art of convincing. Being able to convince people

Whoever has more convincingness will win the election

by LincHow2427 May 15, 2018

Convincingness

Being able to convince someone or something.

His convincingness proved helpful in the persuasive essay

by LincHow2427 May 20, 2018

invincing

normally paired with "im invincing it" invincing is a slang term for masturbating a penis until it is impossibly hard.

invincing is also a running joke in the invincible community, a term used for when invincible is fighting crime.

"Oh my god! im invincing it right now its so hard!"

"its invincing time."

by grandpa geralds left nut March 18, 2025