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whoever wrote that tom streep is the hottest kid at medford memorial is so going to get fucked up!!!!!
whoever wrote it about tom
whoever by rainbowgrl4421 March 27, 2005
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whoever by tom s March 28, 2005

Whoever Offense 

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”
Whoever Offense by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

whoever threw

that paper
ur moms a hoe

whoever threw
whoever threw by 70 nigge January 30, 2018

Whoever smelled it, dealt it 

n. An effective Covid-19 contact tracing method, that became popular after Trump Campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis, who sat right next to an incessantly flatulent Rudy Giuliani during a 2020 election hearing at Michigan, contracted the coronavirus a few days after Giuliani tested positive for the same. The broadcast of the hearing shows how Rudy kept farting time and again throughout the entire hearing process and Ellis, who sat right next to him, mask-less, kept on smelling those obnoxious farts the entire time. Several sources now claim that the experts have ascertained this lethal exposure to the deadly gas leakage as the very source of Ellis’s covid infection.
It seems that it was Rudy who gave Jenna covid, not the White House party, because as you know, whoever smelled it, dealt it.

Whoever's reading this

Whoever's reading this is a massive bellend and they eat fucking scrotums
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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