one cheek sneek

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To release a flatulence, in a siting position, by rocking the body to one side or the other and lifting a cheek. Usually silent but deadly.

Please do not do the one cheek sneek in church.

one cheek sneek by becka4josh September 7, 2008

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one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

one-cheek sneak by Turnspike February 11, 2003

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

one cheek sneak by the prophet March 26, 2003

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

one cheek sneak by hoot rider January 5, 2010

one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

one cheek sneak by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

One Cheek Sneak

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.

Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

One Cheek Sneak by Dirty Mike and the guys December 27, 2010

one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

one cheek bench sneak by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

Word of the Day on May 26, 2010

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026