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One's Blood is Drawn

A saying used during Shakespearean and now in modern times where it is used as a way of saying "Im bloody Pissed of mate". Usually used after someone has angered or upset you. The phrase is considered to border on being hostile. Other variations/meanings include "What the fuck!" or "Screw you bitch". Sometimes it could be interpretd as "I'm to fucking kill you you mother-fucker!" in extreme circumstances.
Person1:"Hey your a fat piece of shit"
Person2:"One's blood is drawn"
One's Blood is Drawn by coopi December 9, 2008
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One's blood is drawn

A saying used during Shakespearean times where it was used as a way of saying "Im bloody Pissed of mate". Other interpretations could be seen as "How very dare you" and "I KEEL YOU".
Person1:"Hey your fat"
Person2:"One's blood is drawn"
Person1:"Sorry"
One's blood is drawn by vaaf December 10, 2008

One's or Five's 

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, she's 20's"
One's or Five's by Big Simms May 9, 2006

One's or Five's 

Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.

Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"

"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
One's or Five's by Big Simms May 16, 2006

one's and two's 

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low
Let's keep this on the one's and two's
one's and two's by Anonymous November 5, 2003

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

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Robloxians: yeetus

clean out one's closet 

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght
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