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One-sock

(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty
Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.
by Mohecan January 23, 2006
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
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"One sock on, one sock off" conditioning

The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.
Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.

A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.
by ttrungraj May 19, 2023
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Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021
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shit in one sock

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008
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Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".
"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy
by MC-Australia February 8, 2008
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