on glass
Person 1: Whoa did you see that guy.... He's totally on glass right now
Person 2: Totally...
Person 1: Totally
Person 2: Totally...
Person 1: Totally
on glass by PbZeppelin321 July 15, 2010
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tap on glass
To tap on the window of a car when you see the police. Done to give you the luck to not get caught. Originating in Parker, Colorado.
tap on glass by Muthafuckinnigga May 14, 2015
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pressed ham on glass
When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
pressed ham on glass by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006
no eyes on glass
No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
no eyes on glass by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013
Titties on glass.
Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.
Titties on glass. by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
glass on glass
A type of connection on a water pipe, or bong, that does not use anything to make a seal around it (ie rubber gromets, o-rings, tape, glue) but instead its a taperd hole, with a tapered stem. the connection occures in two spots, on the stem connnecting it to the pipe, and one from the stem to the bowl.
glass on glass by Sko56 May 10, 2006
eyes on glass
It is when a particular software application or a hardware system requires continuous monitoring. Technicians take breaks and closely monitor traffic, tickets from field and possibly complicated consoles full of graphs and charts. Mostly done on a mission critical application or when a major event is happening on a otherwise unimportant application.
Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.
Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.
eyes on glass by PoorBaby October 14, 2015
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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