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monitoring 

from an urban point of view it concerns a smartly monitored city /governed, orchestrated, urbanized, built and environmentally protected/ to use it's urban energy to generate a synergy characterized solutions.
...there is a business initiative to sell tickets for a pop-star concert somewhere in the city. But the Municipality, with the help of the organizers of the concert, procures a place/places for an advanced meeting of the interested population with the songs and images of the stars, with a dance areas, some drinks and foods, appropriated public transport, adds - all these logistics well monitored, totally free of charges for the participating public. In result, two weeks later all the tickets are sold, the fan-society of the stars has enjoyed an unforgettable moments and everybodyis happy! The Municipality governments strengthen once again its logistics in urban monitoring to synergize the urban energy of its citizens!
monitoring by sociosphere November 27, 2013
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monitoring spirit 

an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.
instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.

she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’

I'll be monitoring your frequency. 

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.
"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

Internal Monitoring & Enforcement 

IME is a better task force than literally the other 4. I really don't give a fuck what skull thinks but I'd rather be doing the epic gamer moves rather than doing the cringe guarding as A-1, lego recontaining and B-7, or participate in a point and click adventure game as S-9. E-11 is cool I guess.
"Wow is that Internal Monitoring & Enforcement?"
"yes"

Mall-Monitoring 

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
Mall-Monitoring by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

home safety monitoring 

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

Digital Monitoring 

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
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