On The List

What you say to “low-key” tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.

1.) “Hey watch out kids, I’m pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.”

2.) “I’m supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that I’m on the list.”

by Bruh_Theory May 24, 2019

On The List

Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.

Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...

Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

On the List

The list that exists which every gay man is on, regardless if they are out, in denial or blatantly gay.

Dale is definitely on the list

by peeeeeeeeeds July 9, 2010

On the list

All of the people on the list have collectivized to lie. AOC was on the list. That is why she voted to keep sending weapons to Israel. Because being on the list is MORE IMPORTANT to her than the things she claims to care about publicly. Jillian Michaels was on the list. Do not let these people get your kids murdered over nothing. That has ALREADY HAPPENED TO SOME OF YOU.

Hym "AOC. On the list! Jillian Michaels? ON THE LIST! Ana Kasparian. On the list! Emma Vigeland! OOOOOOON THE LIST! They chose to play politics with you kids lives so they could do the plot of Get Out to me because keeping my as a gas station employee jeep me servile and to try to make a point about rape. I didn't rape anyone. Shut up about a rape I didn't commit. You don't have a say in what I think, say, or do. Charlie Kirk! On the list! All of these people knew who I was. They knew what was happening. They knew it would happen to other people. And I told them what was going to happen to YOUR KIDS. And they DID IT DELIBERATELY! TO ME! In the hopes that I would follow suite with the people to whom they AREN'T doing it and they could cover up their culpability. They are participating in a cover up to save their own careers. That's why Liam Payne jumped off a balcony. So AOC can take a 3 month vacation on the tax payer dime over the shutdown. So Emma and Jillian and Ana can continue to do their little podcasts and keep playing prettiest news girl. And there's more. FIND THE LIST. I have it by memory. I can give you a list of the people who are trying to cover this up."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

going back on the list

When you have sex with someone that you have had sex with in the past -- But it only counts if you have slept with someone after you go back on the list because then it wouldn't really be going back on the the list now would it.

Sleeping with an ex-girl friend after you have slept with someone else.

"I am always going back on the list because old ass is easier than new ass"

by A back listing son of a bitch.... August 3, 2007

your going on the list

when you hear this yk you fucked up. this can lead to being touched or rape. when you hear this phrase, get an unregistered firearm immediately.

alright that’s it pal, your going on the list.

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

Chekov another name on the list

What da Starship Enterprise officer performing role-call tells da fellow crewmember doing da tally-sheet when their youngest official shows up as instructed.

Spock: Our Russian-youth officer should be here about now --- ahhh, there he is walking in the door now, Scotty --- Chekov another name on the list.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025