omni-impotent

Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with

Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him

omni-impotent by sweetc October 23, 2009

Omnimpotent 

Always unable to perform. Flaccid in every facet.

Poor, omnimpotent Bart was completely powerless.

Omnimpotent by dasmin atkinoradi July 14, 2009

omnimpotent 

One who believes he is all powerful, but in fact, turns everything he touches to shit. Which is a superpower of sorts...just not the sort he imagines.

Friend 1: I think my boss is omnimpotent.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.

omnimpotent by ugly stepsister April 4, 2018

Omnimpotent 

A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.

1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"

Omnimpotent by Xanzibar22 June 23, 2016