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Omnimpotent 

Always unable to perform. Flaccid in every facet.
Poor, omnimpotent Bart was completely powerless.

omnimpotent 

One who believes he is all powerful, but in fact, turns everything he touches to shit. Which is a superpower of sorts...just not the sort he imagines.
Friend 1: I think my boss is omnimpotent.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.
omnimpotent by ugly stepsister April 4, 2018

Omnimpotent 

A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.
1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"
Omnimpotent by Xanzibar22 June 23, 2016
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026