Omnimpotent
Omnimpotent by dasmin atkinoradi July 14, 2009
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omnimpotent
One who believes he is all powerful, but in fact, turns everything he touches to shit. Which is a superpower of sorts...just not the sort he imagines.
Friend 1: I think my boss is omnimpotent.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.
omnimpotent by ugly stepsister April 4, 2018
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Omnimpotent
A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.
1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"
Omnimpotent by Xanzibar22 June 23, 2016
Omnipotential
Omnipotential by CallMeSaul January 24, 2016
Omnipotent
Omnipotent by Big Boss March 9, 2005
omnipotence paradox
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift
God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift
God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.
omnipotence paradox by Therockjohnson February 26, 2017
Omnipotent Z
A horrible person who seems to think they are god. Always judges a fan base because of something several fans said or did. Like pewdiepie's fans for example.
Person one: "UGH. PEWDIE'S FANS ARE SO STUPID AND WEAK. PEWDIEPIE IS HORRIBLE TOO AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS FAME. "
Person two: "Dude, don't be such a omnipotent Z. Besides, you don't seem to know anything about pewds. If you actually bothered watching and giving him a chance, you'd know that he cares about all of his fans and has donated thousands of dollars to charity. "
(Let's be polite, shall we? Please don't insult others for something they like and care about. )
Person two: "Dude, don't be such a omnipotent Z. Besides, you don't seem to know anything about pewds. If you actually bothered watching and giving him a chance, you'd know that he cares about all of his fans and has donated thousands of dollars to charity. "
(Let's be polite, shall we? Please don't insult others for something they like and care about. )
Omnipotent Z by No hate :D November 22, 2013
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