omgdf 

Oh My Gosh/God,damn,Fuck
this is said in the situation you would normally say OMG(oh my god/gosh)except you are more annoyed in this situation

*During intercourse*
Girl:omg
Guy:what?!
Girl: i think the condom broke!
Guy:OMGDF!! NOOOOO!!!!

omgdf by Jagy1993 March 22, 2008

Omgd 

"Oh man gosh dang"
a better exclamation than omg

Omgd originated from the lyrics of Minecraft King27's song Ender, a parody of Japan by Famous Dex

Someone: "omg"
An intellectual: "You meant to say Omgd"

Omgd by Magnileve May 13, 2020

OMGFU

Acronym: keyboard-centric acronym, oh my god fuck you.

Person A: no worries, it's all good :)!

Person B: OMGFU.

OMGFU by egg sac November 21, 2015

OMGFMJ 

OH MY GOD
FUCK MY JOB

CUSTOMER:

I'LL HAVE A SKINNY, SOYA, EXTRA HOT, NO FOAM, NO CHOCOLATE, ONE SHOT, HALF FILLED, ONE AND A HALF SUGAR CAPPULATTACHINO IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH NO LID.

WAITER:
OMGFMJ

OMGFMJ by char-irl July 31, 2010

OMGD 

Obsessive Male Gender Disorder: a disorder that makes one boy crazy. He or she loves thinking about boys, looking at boys, being around boys, going on dates with boys, etc.

This was defined on Season 3 Episode 1 of Zoey 101. Nicole was taken out of PCA for having this disorder by her parents.

However, the real reason Nicole left the show was because she was involved in many off-screen fights with Jamie Lynn Spears, otherwise known as Zoey. This caused her to be fired from the show, and her character to be written out.

Nicole has OMGD. She cannot stop thinking about boys, and she is very promiscuous.

OMGD by The Cool Ass Nigga March 28, 2015

OMGD 

Obessive Male Gender Disorder

Defined in Episode 1 in Season 3 of Zoey 101 on Nickelodeon.

Nicole was diagnosed with OMGD, so she isn't coming to PCA anymore.

OMGD by Fighter-X October 16, 2006

omgif 

Oh my god, I'm fucked!

(military) OMGIF! I've just recieved orders for Greenland!

omgif by Willis Martin August 27, 2003