oment

is a fraction of a secound between one secound and one secound

I just breat a oment ago

by THE BEST GUY EVER 69420 April 6, 2021

bruh oment

when 2 or more people are stupid you use the word bruh oment

that was very bruh oment of us lmao

by curryaj October 18, 2020

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

Omertà

Sicilian/Southern Italian Code of Silence, willful disobedience to law enforcement investigations, being aware enough to deflect unwanted attention from yourself, your operations, & your family. This is an innate characteristic, some could say an evolutionary tactic of silence and humility dating back to before Facist tyranny swept most of Italy pre ww2 when even average citizens had to keep hush to survive. (That facist wave that led to the rise of Mussolini has since been remedied, however with the current migrant crisis there have been signs of polar-shifts towards nationalism in some affected areas.) Furthermore, Omertà is still the code of silence (or code of “humility,” as Omertà translates to humility in English) adhered to today by La Cosa Nostra, which has seen a modern resurgence in strength and even cultural acceptance since 9-11, when people no longer felt safe in the streets cause the Feds abused RICO to lock up all the wise-guys.

Stick to the Omertà, don’t make a showboat of yourself like some pissant rapper, we are the shadows, not the spotlight.

by Gaspar Lombardo March 14, 2019

Emin Onentasci

A bizarre 66 year old Turkish man who is famous for his strange and unusual way of typing . He was a former underground drilling water exploration master but is now retired and spends his days cheating on his poor infertile wife with teenage girls on Instagram. His favorite celebrities are B.R.i.T (Britney Spears) and Margot Robbie. Emin is completely against perverse and homosexual relationships, as he does not support crooked behavior. His interests include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, stuffed meatballs, music, flowers, needle myrtle, covit-19 conspiracy theories, and mars/martians, particularly the "dame tu cosita" alien.

Emin Onentasci keeps asking me if I can come to adana airport and breed with him

Emin Onentasci is literally obsessed with B.R.i.T

by toesuxker December 24, 2021

Osentinistic

Someone who is scared of a child’s hand going up they’re butt

He is so osentinistic

by Plugwalker213 July 21, 2018

good omens

The most awesome book in the world. It is the tale of the apocalypse with the antichrist Adam, the supposed evil Crowley and the ever goodwilled Azi. It is a work of art written in collaberation between two fabulous master minds, fantasy writer Neil Gaiman, and British humorist Terry Pratchett.

If you are bored of the everyday drivel they serve as reading materials, check out Good Omens, which is funny as hell.

by Cherrycallista July 14, 2006