A derivative of the common phrase "OMG". OM Jihad occurs when something extraordinary happens and causes one to believe that a war is imminent.
Tyler W: You won't believe this, but that geek that was working on our website just stole our idea. No wait, it gets better, now he is skulking around with Sean Parker from Napster.
Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.
Omjit, a name that's like a comedic plot twist, just as awkward and unpredictable as our quirky uncle. Picture a sitcom where every encounter with Omjiy becomes a hilariously awkward scene, as if he's the living embodiment of cringe-worthy humor, adding a touch of peculiar charm to our family gatherings."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"