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omnitextual 

Someone willing to text through a diverse array of messaging platforms.
Omnitextual: someone willing to text through a diverse array of messaging platforms.

He asked me if I preferred SMS, Facebook, or Hangouts. I said I was OK with anything, I'm an omnitextual.
omnitextual by SergejB January 20, 2016
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omgitsbirdman 

A godly YouTuber with over 500k subs as of 2/16/17. He roasts the fuck out of eugenes and feminists. He says fool a lot and makes a lot of catchy slang. (Eugene,fool,backpack) and a lot of other classifications of how to spot a Eugene (Backpack, trench coat, "stay home" texts, and fedoras.)He has amazing series such as This is not a crime, I'm tired of these females lying to us, documentarys, and things I see on twitter. Check out his channel and sub it's dope asf. His vids are funny asf. He's also 36 ;) Also, always be nice to a Eugene, and when he reaches into that back pack... You run!
Me: Hey Eugene did you see omgitsbirdman 's new vid?
Eugene: I hate that guy he exposed my type.
Me: Uh... What type
Eugene: *Reaches into backpack*
Me: OH SHI-
Eugene: *Gunshots*
omgitsbirdman by SocialJusticeEugene February 16, 2017

omnitype 

A made-up slur created by someone who was so butthurt that he couldn't win a Bauer and decided to do some shitstirring.
Aww man, I'm going to try messing with Omnitype by trying to make people think that the word omnitype is slur.
omnitype by Deez N. January 12, 2021

Omiticated

When you are in a group text and you start a new text group omitting another peron(s) or you are omitted from a group text.
Omit communicate omiticate
I was texting with a group of friends and found out I was omiticated without knowing it
Omiticated by TomKat465 February 25, 2018
omit by larstait October 11, 2003

Omituary 

Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.
Wow, Ted did you see that you weren't mentioned in your father's omituary?
Omituary by Trashsmurf March 18, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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